James Cavin Writes

I saw a ghost once.

( Read Part Two here. ) I don't normally post first drafts of personal writing, but I submitted an in-progress short story for last week's Operation Garbage Fountain , and, as per my agreement with fellow garbage-fountainier Lars Doucet , I am contractually obliged to write about it online.

For only 5 of your human minutes, you can experience the glorious pulp horror comedy splendor that is Interview with an Ichthyologist Itch.io! (Did I mention that you can get a pet fish-puppy to smite your enemies?)

Do you have a Garbage Fountain Accountability Buddy (TM) ?

Is what you are doing right now less emotionally fulfilling than moving large bags of rat feces?